Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Xtina Aguilera is Annoying Me

In today's battle for the queen bee of pop star world there seems to be a couple ladies with a pretty unique look and then a whole bunch of copy cats who megarly try and dethrone the current queen. Today the queens are Lady Gaga and Rhianna and everyone else is just trying to emulate their mojo. However these girls just come off looking like sad knock offs, Ke$ha for example.
The saddest of the sad lately has been Christina Aguilera. In the pop star game she's considered an OG and I really don't think she should be sinking to copy cat status. What's worse is that while she's leaning towards being a Lady Gaga wannabe, she's also throwing some Rhianna into her style game. The results are sad.

seriously they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but i mean really...

isn't this just too much?? it's hard to tell who's who.

here she is getting her Rhianna on...

as we can see, xtina tried to recreate both ri-ri's curly top do and her biker babe ensemble....

neither of which she does as well because let's face it, while neither of them are edgy rhianna makes xtina look like...well an ex member of the mickey mouse club.
and here she is still trying to play the biker babe bad girl. gag.

Weezy's Blogging...Thank God!

Has anyone else been curious as to h0w Lil Wayne is fairing in prison? I personally have been thinking about what must be a painful detox from the weed and the sizzurp. I can only imagine that they don't allow sizzurp in prison but even if they did the weed detox alone would be brutal. And it begs the question, what would a clear headed Weezy sound like? Well thankfully we no longer have to wonder because it appears as if he's blogging! I am choosing to believe it's actually him and not some PR person, even though let's be real, I don't think Weezy has a good grasp on things like grammar. Here's hoping the blog gets a bit more exciting and we can peak inside his craziness!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

WTF Wednesday(ish)

This has been a week where I wanted to scream "what the fuck" at the world.
Here's why:
This week, after watching an episode of MTV's Diary (shame face) I learned that I am actually
older than this little douche bag's mother, which means I could be the mother of a teenage kid like this:

The very thought makes me want to vom a little. Justin Bieber is his name and if I was his mother I would tell him that his hair looks so ridic and then when he didn't change it I would just shave it off in his sleep and send him to military camp. He got "famous" when Usher discovered his youtube videos. What the fuck!? Now his mom is simply part of his entourage and unable to curb his super disrespectful behavior.

I am completely baffled by why we are still hearing
so much about Tiger Woods and now Jesse James. I'm sick of hearing that Tiger's mistress claim he's cheap and not romantic. What the fuck did they expect?? Flowers and diamonds? I think that stuff is saved for the wife ladies.

This is one of the classy ladies in a spread for Vanity Fair. Shame on you Vanity Fair! What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you give these ladies any publicity at all??

And then we find out that Jesse James is entering rehab. WTF? Who cares! Do they have a douche bag rehab? If so, I hope that's where he is!

His classy lady has a tattoo on her forehead that says "pray for us sinners." I cannot even begin to explain how many things are wrong with that!